1) Is it raining? What if it's that sticky rain that makes your hair frizzy so I'll need a hood. But my hood coat isn't warm enough. Shall I wear a jumper underneath? But I can't have massive jumper because that makes my arms look fat.
2) Why do all my pairs of tights have a hole in the toe? I am fairly confident I haven't turned into big foot over night.
3) Zara is so expensive yet beautiful. How can I resist that cashmere fairisle scarf with the tassel trim?
4) Because 30 hand bags is clearly not enough.
5) How hot is it today? Can I risk no cardigan? What If I'm out for longer than I expect. Better pack a cardigan in my handbag just in case. But make it a small light one so that I don't look like i've packed for a weekend away.
6) White t-shirts and fake tan.
7) How come boys get deep pockets and girls have to deal with a half pocket that doesn't even fit your phone in?! Oh the rage.
8) Maybe it's all a ruse to get us to buy more handbags.
9) Does this headband make me look like a 5 year old or am I channelling my inner Blair Waldorf?
10) Slippers. Why aren't these an acceptable form of outdoor footwear? It's the 21st century.
11) A kimono has no purpose. Sheer fabric pretending to be a jacket.
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