Saturday, 5 September 2015

21 Thoughts I Have On The Train To Work



1) Fuck its early

2) Why is the train manager talking to me? Does he not realise it's 7am?

3) I should be in bed right now

4) I could be spooning right now

5) Must stop thinking about spooning

6) Devon has a lot of fields

7) Oh shit I spilled coffee on my t-shirt

8) If I rub it will it go away?

9) No shit it's getting worse. Brilliant.

10) Just gonna put my head back for a moment

11) Shit, did I miss my stop?

12) No stop, why are you sitting next to me? Please back away for your own safety.

13) Why did I wear jeans? They're so tight and nothing like pjs!

14) Okay Devon is actually quite pretty.

15) Apart from all the seagulls

16) Ah Dawlish. Rememberable only because the line was washed away. That was a fab time.

17) Must cheer up before work.

18) How quickly can I convince someone to make me tea?

19) Man I love tea.

20) Oh look nearly at Exeter St Davids

21) GET OUT OF MY WAY I'M LATE.

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