1) online shopping. It's an endless and continuous void of oh isn't that vajazzle nice and when it arrives 5 days later you think what the hell did I buy this for?
2) so when there's an option between the big bar of chocolate and the average size bar you always go for the big bar. But are then filled with about 3 weeks of regret and exercise only to be struck back down when your next period arrives. Damn.
3) text your ex boyfriend. You miss him. You hate him. But you love him. Oh he's so annoying. You are not in your right mental state at this moment, step away from the phone and go back to stage 2.
4) cry over the fact you dropped your packet of crisps on the floor. Oh the bending over. Oh the pain. Oh the smashed crisps.
5) laugh. For many reasons. Laughing pulls your gut which makes you cramp more and the more you laugh the more you cramp and the more you cry but then you laugh again because you're crying. And you don't want to laugh because you feel so emotional but you want to laugh and scream and cry and run around with bubbles but also sleep in bed forever.



